May 19, 2005 2:02 AM

AVAST is the BEST !

I was talking with someone about AVAST AntiVirus. I never used that kind of software, but heard about it from someone :)

01:40 -!- Irssi: Starting query in localhost2 with shopsuey_
01:40 <boklm> NEVER use Kazaa as it will bring tons of virus on your system !!!
01:40 <shopsuey_> LOOOOOL
01:40 <shopsuey_> yeas
01:41 <shopsuey_> avast rock
01:41 <boklm> AVAST !
01:41 <shopsuey_> AVAST !
01:41 <shopsuey_> it's free !
01:41 <shopsuey_> as I said , i t is t he b e s t
01:41 <boklm> it keep itself uptodate !!
01:41 <shopsuey_> 10 days and you only have to register !
01:41 <shopsuey_> just one loggin !
01:41 <shopsuey_> it is the BEST !
01:41 <boklm> THE BEST OF THE BEST !
01:42 <shopsuey_> norton and mac affe is shit !
01:42 <shopsuey_> the cd burn software is scanned to !
01:42 <boklm> it's free but it has all the basics stuff !
01:42 <boklm> AVAST is the BEST !
01:43 <shopsuey_> I love avast
01:43 <shopsuey_> it is my wife !
01:43 <boklm> AVAST is ALL MY LIFE !
01:43 <shopsuey_> my wife uses avast to wash the clothes !
01:43 <boklm> I dream every nights about AVAST !
01:44 <shopsuey_> avast cointains Vitamine C, help kids to grow !
01:44 <boklm> AVAST is BY FAR the BEST OF ALL ANTIVIRUS !!!
01:44 <shopsuey_> 12 times!
01:45 <shopsuey_> just one installation !
01:45 <boklm> AVAST is 64Bits !!!
01:45 <shopsuey_> Avast also runs on linux !
01:45 <boklm> !!
01:45 <shopsuey_> we use avast on our mail server !
01:45 <shopsuey_> it kills the spam !
01:45 <boklm> AVAST is FLAT FAST !!
01:45 <shopsuey_> in fact avast is our mail server !
01:45 <shopsuey_> avast do billing to !
01:45 <boklm> AVAST is everything !
01:46 <shopsuey_> look at me, I have a tattoo :" Avast" !
01:46 <boklm> AVAST is the ONLY program you should use !
01:46 <boklm> AVAST is my HOBBIE
01:46 <boklm> Everyday when I come back home, I play AVAST
01:46 <boklm> a fight virus with avast !
01:46 <boklm> Playing AVAST is more entertainnig than hunting !
01:47 <shopsuey_> avast drive my car !
01:47 <shopsuey_> avast updates windows !
01:47 <boklm> Mc Affie is for dummies
01:48 <shopsuey_> Norton is developped by newbies
01:48 <boklm> AVAST will increase your productivity !
01:48 <boklm> Norton is for blondes !
01:48 <shopsuey_> avast beats viagra !
01:48 <boklm> AVAST is the TECHNOLOGY of THE FUTUR !
01:49 <boklm> AVAST never fail !
01:49 <boklm> AVAST is FAST !
01:49 <boklm> AVAST is POWERFULL !
01:49 <shopsuey_> AVAST killed the dinosaure !
01:49 <shopsuey_> AVAST ANTIVIRUS tested the operating system by scaning the memory , and the trojan can not get into
01:49 <shopsuey_> and it always work !
01:49 <boklm> AVAST protect you from EVERYTHING !
01:50 <shopsuey_> sometimes it will tell you "hello my name is avast"
01:50 <boklm> You know that your'e safe when you're runnig AVAST !
01:50 <shopsuey_> "you are the best"
01:50 <boklm> Winners use AVAST !
01:50 <shopsuey_> "hackers can not get trought AVAST !
01:50 <boklm> Real Proffessionals use AVAST !
01:52 <shopsuey_> norton and mac affe are craps !
01:52 <shopsuey_> but put avast on your system
01:53 <shopsuey_> and you have free result
01:54 <boklm> AVAST is worth its price !
01:54 <boklm> AVAST is FREE !

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